youtubers-passion

tylertroyeotp:

troylersupershipper:

itmetroylerr:

SO APPARENTLY EVERYONE IS MAKING CUTE BLURRY TROYLER EDITS BUT NO ONE KNOWS WHERE THEYRE FROM AND I AM GOING TO SERIOUSLY LOSE MY SHIT BECAUSE YOU ARE SERIOUSLY KILLING ME I SWEAR RUN ME OVER BY A TRAIN STAB ME IN THE CHEST WHILE IM SWALLOWING A CACTUS THROW ME OFF A CLIFF SHOOT ME IN MY FEET WHILE YOU TAKE MY BREATH AWAY AND CUT MY TOES OFF RELOCATE THE PACIFIC OCEAN TO MY EYES HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH A CHAIR MADE OF STEEL SURPRISE ATTACK ME WITH A LION AND BEES PUSH ME DOWN A WELL BREAK MY NECK SEND ME TO THE SUN AND WATCH BE BURN IN HELL AND IT WILL STILL HURT LESS

DO YOU THINK MY HEART IS A FUCKING G A M E

this is the most accurate caption ever

WHERE ARE THEY COMING FROM DHAGFYUasasjolhujgfvHJUUJT46GRBWELAW

sleepyoswald
thegits:

fish-boned:

shickalenia:

dduane:

thesuitsofwoah:

that’s almost too cruelalmost

I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.

Vicious. I love it.

thegits:

fish-boned:

shickalenia:

dduane:

thesuitsofwoah:

that’s almost too cruel
almost

I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.

Vicious. I love it.